Oppo Contest: Find a More "FU" Money Accessory Than A $1,000 owners manual cover.

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07/17/2020 at 23:14 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
07/17/2020 at 23:19

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But the stitching color is free! I want body color piping to be at least another $500 so no 9ne could mistake me for one of those poors.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
07/17/2020 at 23:19

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Is this a quirk or a feature?


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > For Sweden
07/17/2020 at 23:26

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Either a Queature or a Firk


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > For Sweden
07/17/2020 at 23:26

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Either a Queature or a Firk


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
07/17/2020 at 23:27

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Kinja'd!!! Tripper > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
07/17/2020 at 23:30

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There’s a bar option for the trunk of the largest Rolls Royce it’s in the neighborhood of $50k I think

Edit: sorry $40k  https://boutique.pomcltd.com/Rolls-Royce-Picnic-Hamper-p/51-49-2-344-990.htm


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
07/17/2020 at 23:34

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Remember Dartz? Of whale penis leather fame? And the best interviews ever to grace Jalopnik?

Well, I had a gander over on their website in the hopes of seeing some kind of build & price tool. Unfortunately there isn't a configurator, but what I *did* find.... Was a section of their site dedicated to their Vodka collection. I'm not making this shit up. Can we just assume Dartz has the most rediculous FU accessory option? It's probably true


Kinja'd!!! superdave847 > For Sweden
07/17/2020 at 23:46

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The second owner will be astonished this was spec’d.


Kinja'd!!! superdave847 > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
07/17/2020 at 23:52

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This is easy. I just went straight to Bentley and Rolls Royce’s websites:

Bentley “ approach lamps ”, which were free (advertising) on my Mercedes-Benz, are $1,699.

Or, you can make your Bentley door pillar stainless steel for a mere $3,566! Who needs cocaine with a party like this?


Kinja'd!!! MrDakka > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
07/17/2020 at 23:58

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Tesla's Autopilot "feature"


Kinja'd!!! Nauraushaun > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
07/18/2020 at 00:03

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It’s for light weight bro


Kinja'd!!! Nom De Plume > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
07/18/2020 at 00:05

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Go check out the prices on pristine factory issued toolkits and books that look only slightly less new than day car was sold. Then look at the insane prices mundane crap that survived in decent condition sells for.

I’m not laughing at it. Someone might do quite well in the long run or lose a grand.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
07/18/2020 at 00:58

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Queefture.


Kinja'd!!! SmugAardvark > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
07/18/2020 at 01:21

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Available from Ferrari, this lovely keychain is made of zinc alloy with a plastic “carbon fiber effect” pattern for the low, low price of $110.

But if you want real carbon fiber on your keychain to let people know just how boss you are, you’ll have to pony up $320 for this bad boy.

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Now, if you’re more of a Lamborghini person, who could say no to a carry-on suitcase?

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I’m guessing it is real carbon fiber, although the ad does not specify. I’m also guessing it comes stuffed with cash and jewels, because it costs $10,828. Better hope your airline doesn’t lose this one!


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Stef Schrader
07/18/2020 at 01:25

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Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > AestheticsInMotion
07/18/2020 at 01:41

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Dartz is the only company I could see selling a girl with one of their cars


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > For Sweden
07/18/2020 at 09:07

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Technically, i t’s a creature.


Kinja'd!!! MM54 > AestheticsInMotion
07/18/2020 at 09:59

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The whole whale penis leather thing comes to mind now and then, and anyone I tell about it refuses to believe it’s a thing and then also refuses to google it (which leads to the jalopnik article).


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > superdave847
07/18/2020 at 11:42

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But easily moved to your next Porsche. 


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
07/18/2020 at 11:44

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I got you:

https://www.roadandtrack.com/new-cars/car-technology/videos/a27307/the-bentley-bentaygas-optional-dash-clock-costs-160000/